Monday, 21 December 2015

Twas the Night Before Christmas



Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the swamp,
There was nada happenin', now thats pretty bad.
The the firepit was going in the same old routine,
In hopes that the Fat Boy would soon make the scene.

the Gators were all nestled down snug in their beds,
While visions of new chrome danced in their heads.
When out in the yard there arose such a racket,
I ran for the door and pulled on my jacket.

I saw a large Biker on a 56 Pan
Wearin' black leathers, a cap, and boots (cool biker, man).
He hauled up the bars on that bikeful of sacks,
And that Pan hit the roof like it was running on tracks.

I couldn't help gawking, the old guy had class.
But I had to go in -- I was freezing my ass.
Down through the stovepipe he fell with a crash,
And out of the stove he came dragging his stash.

With a smile and some glee he passed out the loot,
A new jacket for Hellbone and some parts Soda's scoot.
He patted  Rud's fanny and shook Mega's right hand,
Spun on his heel and up the stovepipe he ran.

From up on the roof came a great deal of thunder,
As that massive V-twin ripped the silence asunder.
With beard in the wind, he roared off in the night,
Shouting, "Have a cool Yule, and to all a good ride!"

Photo by Lilian, Poem adapted from "The Night Before Christmas" by Peri... December 2015.

Thursday, 10 December 2015

Gator Craziness...

Time for some random Gatorishness to brighten up your day... I've been collecting crazy photos again, and it's time to clear my hard-drive and start afresh before the festive season...
Thanksgiving is a big holiday in America, one that we never really celebrated at the MC before, but this year there were one or two festive hijinks to celebrate!
Solde planned a lovely family dinner, where we sat and shared what we were all thankful for. A few of us girls shed a tear, maybe the boys did too... There was also a game for discovering our elf names... We had Figgy Fairybaubles (Blake), Robin Cuddlesocks (Kris), Chestnut Tinselwine (MeGa), Fudge Hollyflakes (Athrun), Frangelico Sugarbuns (Fyre), Carol Glitterspice (Rudh), Garland Mullingcake (Hell), Candycane Shinytree (Lil), Snowdrop Chocolatefir (Soda) and Peppermint Hollycane (Peri)...
There were also a few not so pretty Turkey Day things... We even had some H&H Turkeys...
The fighting at  Shadow Hoard was the first in a series of planned fights between MCs... Everyone took a turn, and it was our secret weapon Peri that managed to make it to the final two...
Then as always just some random Gatorantics... All kinds of craziness over the last few weeks... Ranging from HellBone griefing the sim to Fyre's duct tape moment and even Kris having a case of Camel Toe...
There was just one moment more that should be mentioned... The day the world turned upside down...

On the first day of Christmas... Gator Elves and Pussy!

Tis the season to be jolly, and HellBone found something that made us all laugh at the festive time of year!
If you haven't seen the Gator Elves then you really should not miss out on this - HellBone, Solde, Mongo, Lil and I bring you some interesting festive cheer, with just a little bit of pussy!!
The Photo above is a still from the video, just a taster of the craziness in store, but for the full effect you will need to check out our Christmas message by clicking this link, OR by asking one of us to share the video with you...
Now what did we get for the first day of Christmas?!

Tuesday, 8 December 2015

Changes and Patches

It's been a few weeks since we last had any positive changes to the MC - people have left and it's been a pretty tense few weeks BUT times are changing...
There have been some important changes, and a new full patch given out this week...
Solde Rothmanay has been promoted... She originally wore the title of MC Event Coordinator, but behind the scenes she was providing HellBone with advice - whether he wanted to hear it or not! She's always been straight, to the point and honest, and has always shown HellBone true dedication, when you add to that the fact that she's a little less busy nowadays, she makes a perfect Vice President!
This left the Event Coordinator position open...
Fyre had been the assistant to the Event Coordinator for a while, but she has proved that she is doing a great job by organising our family Christmas Formal... She really has a lot of ideas and we think she will be great at implementing them... So Fyre too now becomes an MC Officer in the rank of MC Event Coordinator...
We also gave a full patch to Peri this week... She's been through Prospecting a second time, and she has really earnt her patch.
Well Done Peri and welcome back to the family!

Thursday, 19 November 2015

Look Who Came Back

Someone has recently come back to us...
Peri was a member of the Gators about a year ago, but she left on good standings, and she has now decided that she'd like to join the family again... She started Prospecting and is working to keep Lil and Blake busy, and YES we have tested her height against our resident vertically challenged - and maybe I should add leader of the "Short People Club" - Fyre. She is the same height, after growing a little bit!
It's good to have you back Peri, welcome back to the Family!

Tuesday, 3 November 2015

Gator Maze 2015

I will tell you all now that I am a bad blogger for the Gator Blog LOL... I have left the Maze posting until the end so that I can do everything at once because I forgot to post about it here till we were almost over LOL... I'll take my punishment like a good girl later but for now I have LOTS of pictures to share with you so maybe that will make things better!
Let's start with the poster and work on from there...
SO yes the Maze opened on October 3rd - yes it says on the original poster the 7th but we've changed the date and will close on November 3rd instead! The opening was marked in the traditional way - it's been the same for every maze and this year was no exception hehe - Moon Sparks was to perform for our Grand Opening...
A costume party always draws in the crowds, especially when Moon is on the stage, and this one was a great way to start the event with a Bang...
There were so many people, not just our allies but strangers to the MC world too, and all of our Gators looked awesome in their costumes! I love to see everyone getting into the swing of things and dressing up like crazies!!!
We had so many good comments on opening night, someone even asking us where we bought the maze from - still make me roll my eyes that one LOL - and everyone seemed to really enjoy themselves...
That wasn't the only party we had though... ohhhh no lol... We had a Halloween Party with a performance by the awesome - and new to the Gators - Strum Diesel...
I will finish it up with one last crazy moment from this year's Gator Maze... After a kickass Rob Zombie concert - by Boomer Longspring and High Octane tributes - the Gator Maze was closed for another year.
Wave bye bye to the Maze. I am SO PROUD of you all for the work that went into this year, and as Hell has said "Not long now, time to start planning"...

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Time for something a little silly...

Yes I need to clear out my folder so that I can make sense of all the crazy photos that I amass of you guys once again...
So let us head back to those crazy moments that you may have forgotten and that I may - or someone else may - have been lucky enough to catch on camera!!
Where to start?!
Let's start of with some ride related things this time around...
First up we had a ride recently, don't ask me where I cannot for the life of me remember, but they made us feel so welcome... There were fireworks in the sky, but then I guess that was a bit of a distraction so that we could get caught up in their crazy tornadoes! Was a great place to ride that one!!
Meri also got super excited a while back and sent me a photo of herself as the fastest bike on the track! I had to share, she'd worked so hard to get up there!!! YAY GO MERI!
Though it does look like she has a bit of competition on her hands, as it looks like the Doodie Men are ready to roll out!!
No wonder the poor Mr G seems to be going a bit crazy... Does he know that you're supposed to eat cheese not wear it?!
Those DoodieMen like to keep everyone entertained... Kris shaking his assets, showing us the chosen weapon of the DoodieMan... Hell pulling on a disguise so everyone knows that he's in charge but still trying to hide his secret DoodieMan and Mongo is well, he's just Mongo!
We've had some crazy fun field trips lately to Nightmares and Radio Stations, and it's great to see everyone dressing up and looking fun for the Halloween Season... Even if both Kris and MeGa are looking a little skinny at the moment hehe...
As per usual there has been some weird kinky craziness taking place in the family, but also as per usual it seems to be happening to the boys LOL... The girls never get caught on camera!
Just one more to share with you though, a closing note if you will... Our very own little ching chong Blakey is here to dance us out!!!

Saturday, 24 October 2015

New Vests for the Boys

Ladies of the Gators we have a bit of a problem... The boys of the MC are starting to compete with us to be the hotter sex in the MC lol... OK so it's not that much of a problem as we have lots of eye candy now but with their new vests... PHWOAR!!!
Let me show you...
The President - or as he calls himself, Fashionista - chose to have new vests for the boys due to the recent change over to Mesh Bodies that a lot of our boys have made...
Don't they look good girls?! We are so lucky to have this much eye candy around!!

Saturday, 12 September 2015

Patches Change

Today's meeting saw a few changes to the MC... Changes in rank and even a few new patches were handed out...
Rank wise, we had a promotion of one of the family to the rank of Enforcer...
Kris was promoted today, and will be given training and a month long probation period to test out his skills... It was agreed that he would make a fair and protective Enforcer. He has told us how he feels very loyal and wants to protect us, he's also wanting to help KaraD and take some of the burden from her! Good luck Kris!!
Solde also had a semi-promotion to the rank of Event Coordinator... Yes she was already in the position, but now it has been made an official officer position and she will be treated as any other officer of the MC!
Finally our lil probies have finally earnt their full patches!!! YAY!!
Meri was first and she has been a probie for a good few weeks now. She got through all of her tasks even though her time online was so different to Lil's and everything worked so smoothly that during her probie time that she flew through her final interview with flying colours!
Then Mongo was up... He had been hanging around for such a long time testing us to see if we fitted him that when the time was right it was perfect. He fits so well with the other Gator boys it's like a match made in heaven...
Welcome to the family guys and congrats to everyone who earnt a patch today!

Craziness at the MC

It's time again for another look at the crazy stuff that goes on at the Gators... Basically my folder of photos is ready to burst - not only ones that I have taken but things I've been sent from you guys too - and it's time I did some cleaning up!
First off lets start with some parties...
KaraD and Mongo both celebrated their birthdays on August 22nd so we threw them a joint party, girl strippers on one side, boys on another...
It was also one of the best Prospect reveals we have had... Meri jumped out of a cake wearing her probie vest to surprise KaraD. It was such a funny reaction that KaraD had... She pretty much screamed with excitment!!
In other random news, Lil has now gotten hitched!! Her lovely Damion finally tried to make an honest woman out her - I say tried but we all know that she's a Gator and that ain't gonna happen - but they snuck away and are now living their Happy Ever After - Congrats you guys!
We had a visit from someone that was a little smaller than Fyre too this week... Hence it started us making jokes about the Mini-Gator. You must be Fyre height to enter our rides, and she even proved that she was tall enough to be the perfect beer table for the boys!
The Gator girls had a little bit of fun...
Group Hugs were shared, Kara had Gators on the brain, Rudh shot Lil because she was trying to steal a bite of her cheesecake - but hey I am Ath's mum what did you expect - and Solde got so excited when we went to Palaeoquest that she buried her head in the nearest rock wall to calm down!!
The boys have been up to crazy things too...
There has been a lot of crazy dress up... Ath is still pretending he's an Angel, then Blake has grand designs to become Pharaoh one day, whilst Hell has mini designs to become a Gummy Bear!
There was a bachelor and bachelorette party too for the upcoming Bride and Groom... The girls had a very cute, relaxed girlie affair and the boys well... They did what the Gator boys do, and geeked out a little hehe...
Finally they raised the Gator Flag... and that is it for now... I think?!

Monday, 31 August 2015

M and M Probies

We have not just one but two new prospects at the moment so once again Lil has her work cut out for her... This time she may find it a little easier than when she was confusing names of Kris and Gary but I still suspect she has her hands full!
MerielHayes Resident - aka Meri - came first... She has been a long time sister of KaraD, they have recently refound each other and it wasn't long before Kara was introducing Meri to everyone in the family. She fit in right away, jumping into craziness before secretly planning her revelation as a Prospect with a few of us to be the suprise that jumped from KaraD's Birthday cake in her vest! It was quite possibly the best introduction of a probie to the MC that we've ever had hehe...
Then a few days later Mongo Horberg decided to work for his Gator Patch. Mongo first met the Gators a few years ago whilst he was in another MC but it has been a few months now since he left them and started hanging out with us. Mongo - like Meri - seems to have no trouble fitting into the family... He and Hell are either brothers or dopplegangers it seems! He's felt like a part of the family for a long while!
Welcome to the family both of you, it's now official, we own your souls LOL...

Sunday, 30 August 2015

Where are the Gators?

A few weeks ago now HellBone and I spent some time dragging each and every member of the MC to various random locations across SL. This was a hush hush operation because for some reason we'd decided to make a crazy video of our crazy family...
Based on a video we'd seen on YouTube called "Where the hell is Matt?" - discovered by Lilian - we set out to ask the question, "Where are the Gators?" and wound up with some hilarious results!!!
If you haven't seen it... HellBone did share it in a recent past meeting... I wanted to share it here... So ladies and gents, where are the Gators?
Some of the locations had me in stitches, but I am proud to say that everyone managed to keep quiet about their locations until the movie was revealed! Well Done Guys!!
It was so funny to see KaraD in a place called "Get Fucked", and even funnier to see Fyre's realisation that we'd taken her to a place called "SSSH!" I tried to hand pick locations that fit the person we were dragging there... The fashionistas were dragged out shopping, people visited places that I knew matched their hobbies or jobs and MeGa even got to visit a place named and based upon his home in RL! Plus there were the places that caused a few issues on the griefing front... HellBone was wearing Gator jammies at Dirty Talk and almost got kicked out for it, and Gary... Well when we took Gary to the Men's Department the place was being griefed!!! LOL...
Making this was fun!!! Should we do more things like this??

Saturday, 15 August 2015

The patching of a Fyre

It's been 4 long weeks - mostly due to her own decision and her move of house - but she's finally made it!
Today she was voted into the family on a unanimous yes vote... and it was a very well deserved unanimous yes vote!
She spent time and put lots of effort into the tasks, and then earned the result that she had in the meeting. Learning to calm down and stop talking once in a while earnt her major brownie points, as well as taking plenty of time to try to improve her skills in riding, she proved she's Gator material...
Welcome to the family Fyre!

Thursday, 23 July 2015

What's been going on at the Gators?

Well a WHOLE LOT... I haven't had time to work on a funnies post in a long while so things have built up... Hold onto your hats as we're about to delve deep into some Gator goings on...
The world of the Gator place has been more than a little crazy recently...
Meetings have happened, there are LOTS of us now and the meeting rooms are very full...
Riding has happened... and OK not all of them were done as official MC rides, but damn some of them were very funny and we always seem to have a really great time when working with our Prospects in their tasks...
Just for the record though, it's not always riding conventional vehicles that happens around us either LOL... Planes, Boats and even giant vibrators and poop piles are common place around the sim...
Mr G celebrated his Birthday in true Gator Style...
As did Solde...
As always the boys have been getting up to some very crazy antics... HellBone brought two "sluts" into the club house LOL, and then went to play on a round-about with MeGa. MeGa later on got run over by a van but luckily he got up and was able to live to tell the tale... Chopper on the other hand proved that he is a Mystery Chopper by showing off the most amazing latex catsuit ever seen on a man LOL...
Though unusually there has been some crazy goings-on with the girls this last few weeks too... Solde had a few face issues, Tila too but then she made the mistake of talking to the Skunk! KaraD welcomed a new guest to the sim and then took Ema for a little flight and Lil... Well Lil had poofy dress issues LOL... It's great to see the girls getting in on the crazy action too though LOL...
Thanks to Lilian and KaraD for sending me some of the the pictures that were used in this blog, if you've taken any great pics please do share them with me, you never know they may end up here LOL...

Sunday, 19 July 2015

Fresh Lady Meat LOL...

It's that time again, the time when I can announce some new fresh meat has been added to the MC family cooking pot... This time, she's managed to take heed of what we've told her and is already proving that she wants to be a Gator for more reasons than just her lovely boyfriend!
Fyre Ember has been hanging around for a few weeks now, and has proved that even though her boyfriend - G-Man - isn't here she still wants to hang around and be one of us!! That's a great sign for all the family that is, especially when you add to it the fact that she has even learnt to calm down and keep quiet sometimes LOL...
Welcome to the family Fyre, you're Lil's first girlie probie, I wonder if she will find it different to work with you?! Good Luck Lil!!

Sunday, 5 July 2015

New Full Gators!

It's been a while since I wrote anything here, but we've all been off busy doing various things...
Lilian has been SO BUSY dealing with not just one but two prospects - not long after she was promoted to the rank of Mentor and whilst both Tila and I were away - that she may now deserve a rest...
Lil even had difficulty remembering which name went with which of her probies towards the end, but she did such a fantastic job getting them into fighting fit Gator shape!!
First Probie to get through was Kr1SFGF Resident, better known as Kris! He came to us through Solde and his first experience of the MC last Halloween was our haunted maze, but he slowly started coming back more and more, and now he can officially say he is part of our crazy family!
His prospecting time went well, Lilian said he was a sweetheart to work with, and I will once again point out that this one was a first for me... He's the only ever prospect that has shown he's already in Hell's Dark Side during the initial interview... Lil and I were taken to the bathroom with him!! It's a moment I won't forget LOL!!!
Gary Burton is our second Probie to earn his full patch... He didn't get a Prospect Photo as I was away on vacation during the majority of his prospecting period. He may however be familiar to you! Gary was a Gator until March 2015, but he needed to take some time out and slowly he realised he missed us and had to come back! It's good to have him back too, he has a way of making people laugh that's all of his own but he's got a good heart and we are so glad he came back to us!
Welcome to the family boys!!!